Miracle products?

Coke & Bounce

If the makers of these products knew the other uses for these items they
would raise the price! Little known facts about COKE & BOUNCE..........
BOUNCE...the stuff you use in your dryer:

*Repels mosquitoes. Tie a sheet of Bounce through a belt loop when
  outdoors during mosquito season.

*Eliminates static electricity from your television screen.Since Bounce
  is designed to help eliminate static cling, wipe your television screen
  with a used sheet of Bounce to keep dust from resettling.

*Dissolves soap scum from shower doors. Clean with a used sheet of Bounce.

*Freshens the air in your home. Place an individual sheet of Bounce in a
  drawer or hang one in the closet.

*Prevents thread from tangling. Run a threaded needle through a sheet of
  Bounce to eliminate the static cling on the thread before sewing.

*Eliminates static cling from pantyhose. Rub a damp, used sheet of
  Bounce over the hose.

*Prevents musty suit cases. Place an individual sheet of Bounce inside
  empty luggage before storing.

*Freshens the air in your car. Place a sheet of Bounce under the front seat.

*Cleans baked-on food from a cooking pan. Put a sheet in the pan, fill
  with water, let sit overnight, and sponge clean. The anti-static agents
  apparently weaken the bond between the food and the pan while the fabric
  softening agents soften the baked-on food.

*Eliminates odors in wastebaskets. Place a sheet of Bounce at the bottom
  of the wastebasket.

*Collects cat hair. Rubbing the area with a sheet of Bounce will
  magnetically attract all the loose hairs.

*Eliminates static electricity from venetian blinds. Wipe the blinds
  with a sheet of Bounce to prevent dust from resetting.

*Deodorizes shoes or sneakers. Place a sheet of Bounce in your shoes or
  sneakers overnight so they'll smell great in the morning.

And now, COCA COLA:

*To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet. Let the
  "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in
   Coke removes stains from vitreous china.

*To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a
  crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

*To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola
  over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

*To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted
  bolt for several minutes.

*To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan; wrap
  the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is
  finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a
  sumptuous brown gravy.

*To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy
  clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola
  will help loosen grease stains.

*It will also clean road haze from your windshield.
  and... WE DRINK THIS STUFF!
  Coke will also unstop a plugged-up drain if you
  don't have any Draino.